Holy shit this sandwich is the king of food. It should have like a crown on it and shit. Hell it's crown should have a fucking cown. Just try and tell this sandwich it isn't king and it will break your mouth in fucking half. This sandwich has so much flavor you cant even fucking eat it. THIS THING IS JUST TOO AWSOME NOT TO EAT. WHY ARENT YOU EATING THIS SHIT

- Fucking seaseme seeds all over that bun, fuck yeah, you know you love that shit
-RYE BREAD, CAUSE THIS AINT YOUR PLAIN OLD SHIT WHITE BREAK
-Omelette? TRY OMELETTES, JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS GOOD IT GOT EVEN BETTER
-I dont even need to tell you how great bacon is, you're just a complete douchefag if you dont like that shit
-A BURGER INBETWEEN ALL THIS MADNES?!! YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME, IT'S LIKE HAVING A FUCKING THREESOME WITH FIVE WOMEN...YOU HEARD ME
-this is the ONLY sandwich that eats other sandwiches to sustain its flavor
-You know you're turned on just looking at this shit, IT'S A HOT FUCKING SANDWICH, YOU MUST HIT IT AND POSSIBLY QUIT IT
-You're too much of a women for this sandwich, GO GET KICKED IN THE OVARIES, CAUSE YOUR CHILDREN WILL HATE YOU FOR NOT EATING THIS SANDWICH
-YOU JUST WENT GAY FOR THIS FUCKING SANDWICH BY LOOKING AT IT AND YOU CANT EVEN EAT THIS SHIT

PART OF SOME SHIT BETWEEN ME AND

I DONT DRAW ENOUGH OBJECTS, GOTTA FIX THAT LOL

KRADZ, YOU'RE UP