One rare sight that only few have ever experienced, is the Chocolate Rocket as it soars majestically toward its target

This baby is packed and stacked, WITH CHOCOLATE
It's well equipped too

Primary Function: Long-range subsonic cruise missile for attacking land targets with the maximum flavour explosion
Contractor: The Storm
Power Plant: Williams International Fudge-WR-402 cruise turbo-malt engine; fudge-fuel booster
Length: 30 feet 3 inches
Weight: nothing compared to the weight you gain from eating it
Diameter: 20.4 inches (51.81 cm)
Wing Span: 8 feet 9 inches (Made from tasty nugat)
Range: Where ever hunger decides to strike
Speed: Subsonic - about 550 mph
Guidance System: M and M's
Warheads: Conventional: 1,000 pounds candy coated milk chocolate, or
Two conventional Peanut dispensers with combined effect Dark Chocolate, or
Truffle warhead w/ coconut explosives & EFG-148 Chocolate Milk
Date Deployed: 1983
Costs $500,000 - current production Unit Cost
$1,400,000 - average unit cost
$11,210,000,000 - total program cost
Total Program 5000 missiles



The Chocolate Rocket, truly a marvel in engineering....and food...

For .....is this the worlds largest chocolate?
(I'm feeling compelled to do more of these xD)